"Well, what is there to eat?" "Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesadilla!"
Jon Heder and Sandy Martin, Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.Napoleon
Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner! Tina! Eat the FOOD!Napoleon
I see you're drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.Napoleon
Is that what you're trying to do? Ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot!Napoleon
"How was school?"
"The worst day of my life, what do you think?"
"Do you think people will vote for me?" "Heck yes! I'd vote for you."Napoleon
Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.Napoleon
I caught you a delicious bass.Napoleon
"Who are you gonna ask?" "That girl over there." "Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?" "Build her a cake or something."Napoleon
What the flip was grandma doing at the sand dunes?Napoleon
"What's a liger?" "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."Napoleon
It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.Napoleon
Just follow your heart. That's what I do.Napoleon
Nunchuck skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!Napoleon