I told the wife, "We'd be better off in Blackpool."
Song Greek Holiday
Right said FredMyles Rudge
We was getting nowhereAnd so we had a cuppa teaMyles Rudge
A mouse lived in a windmill in Old AmsterdamMyles Rudge
A little mouse with clogs on,Well I declareMyles Rudge
We asked for steak and chips,They brought us something stewed,It smelt like it was off,And it looked extremely rude.Myles Rudge