An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.
On turning down an OBE for his work in campaigning for the National Police Memorial 
I don't want to do something for the sake of it. I am prepared to wait. If I wait until I am buried, too bad.Michael Winner
I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALINMichael Winner
He's the only person I've ever met who talks to me as I wish to be talked to.Michael Winner
Winner knows nothing about food.Michael Winner