I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God...'
On sudden fame.
See, I thought that Jay has had too many high class, very hoity-toity guests on this week. And I wanted to bring everything down a notch or two.Megan Mullally
"He's kicking such major ass that it's insane!"Megan Mullally
I said, `Now, wait a minute, so you're telling me you want this fish who lives in a fish tank in a dentist's office to be a fictitious character from an NBC sitcom?' I mean, it just doesn't make any sense to me. It's like, why would you want Mickey Mouse to be the lead in the `House of the Seven Gables' or something.Megan Mullally
Well, I was missing my earplugs. And the way that I found out why they're missing is because the little Elmo -- his five pounds -- came in to the bedroom and deposited something on -- he came in from outside, he put something on the rug and was going to eat it. And I walked over and it was an earplug that had already been in and back out -- and apparently so delicious ... he wanted it again!Megan Mullally
My off-white poodle. She doesn't consider herself to be gay, but I have my hunch.Megan Mullally