Money can't buy poverty.
By J. Paul Getty 
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.Marty Feldman
I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.Marty Feldman
I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.Marty Feldman
When I quoted Bulwer Lytton's "The pen is mightier than the sword" to Marty Feldman he added reflectively, "Yes, and considerably easier to write with."Marty Feldman
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.Marty Feldman