The Sizemores are the laughing stock of wannabee genealogy. They claim Cherokee descent, but their paper trail shows them to be white.
If this was adulthood, the only improvement she could detect in her situation was that now she could eat dessert without eating her vegetables.Lisa Alther
There was nothing wrong with her that a vasectomy of the vocal chords wouldn't fix.Lisa Alther
He picked her up out of the dirt and turned her into the clod she was today.Lisa Alther