Linda Smith Quotes

January 25, 1958 – February 27, 2006

Linda Smith (25 January 1958 – 27 February 2006) was a British stand-up comic and comedy writer.

People knock ASBOs but you have to bear in mind they are the only qualification some of these kids are going to get.

Angella Johnson's obituary to Linda, pages 38–39 of The Mail on Sunday, 5th March 2006.

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If God wanted us to believe in him, he'd exist.

Linda Smith
— "10 Funniest Londoners", TimeOut, 23rd June, 2005.

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As Linda drifted in and out of consciousness, her fellow comedian Mark Steel noticed Joan Collins on the television. “I was on a chat show with Joan Collins,” he told fellow comedian Andy Hamilton. “How old is she?” Hamilton asked. “I think she must be close to 75,” replied Steel. From beneath the pile of bedclothes a little voice piped up: “How much is that in human years?”

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— Sunday Times, 11 November 2007

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Erith isn't twinned with anywhere but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham.

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— (On her home town) Obituary in The Independent by Mark Steel 1 March 2006

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