George - don't do that.
Catch phrase, used as the title of her book George - Don't Do That (1977)
Stately as a galleon, I sail across the floor,Doing the military two-step, as in the days of yore.Joyce Grenfell
They look quite promising in the shop, and not entirely without hope when I get them back into my wardrobe. But then, when I put them on they tend to deteriorate with a very strange rapidity and one feels sorry for them.Joyce Grenfell
Progress everywhere today does seem to come so very heavily disguised as chaos.Joyce Grenfell
If I should go before the rest of you,Break not a flower, nor inscribe a stone,Nor, when I’m gone, speak in a Sunday voice,But be the usual selves That I have known.Joyce Grenfell
Joyce was a wonderful woman, but she wasn't Prime Minister, was she?Joyce Grenfell
I was allowed to slave for themFor ever and evermore.Oh, I was allowed to fetch and carryFor my Three Brothers,Jim and Bob and Harry.Joyce Grenfell