I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
The Tonight Show, 27 March 2007
You might be a redneck if you've ever written your resume on a cocktail napkin.Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you advertise on the inside walls of portable toilets.Jeff Foxworthy
Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.Jeff Foxworthy
People always ask me, "Did you see Larry's latest movie?" I always say, "No, but I flushed a ten dollar bill down the toilet, so I feel like I've seen it."Jeff Foxworthy
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.Jeff Foxworthy