Earlier attribution: "All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand. All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand."
Dennis Owens, morning host of WGMS-FM radio, "Material from the one-liner file", USENET: rec.humor.funny, 17 September 1992
Uri Geller may have psychic powers by means of which he can bend spoons; if so, he appears to be doing it the hard way.James Randi
Sir, there is a distinct difference between having an open mind and having a hole in your head from which your brain leaks out.James Randi
Magicians are the most honest people in the world; they tell you they're gonna fool you, and then they do it.James Randi
We may disagree with Randi on certain points, but we ignore him at our peril.James Randi
Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.James Randi
Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.James Randi