If my mum was alive she could captain England to play West Indies... hopeless, aren't they?
Via Cricinfo, 2007/8
(James) Anderson has a gift from the gods: he could swing an orange.Geoff Boycott
My tactic would be to take a quick single and observe him from the other end.Geoff Boycott
He's a lovely guy, that Ricky Ponting. He likes the English so much he changed the series for them with the most stupid decision he'll ever make in his life.Geoff Boycott
He can be so rude to people that sometimes you just want to punch his lights out.Geoff Boycott