Love is only chatter, Friends are all that matter.
Gelett Burgess, in A Gage of Youth: Lyrics from The Lark and Other Poems (1901), "Willy and the Lady", p. 46
My feet, they haul me Round the House, They Hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to steer them, and They Ride me Everywheres.Gelett Burgess
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.Gelett Burgess
there are no roads in all Bohemia !Gelett Burgess
A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.Gelett Burgess
Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;But I can tell you AnyhowI'll Kill you if you Quote it!Gelett Burgess
I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow * I'd rather see than be one.Gelett Burgess