MissTwye was soaping her breasts in the bath When she heard behind her a meaning laugh And to her amazement she discovered A wicked man in the bathroom cupboard.
1939 'Miss Twye'.
Would you rather live in lively London or where a young penguin lies screaming?Gavin Buchanan Ewart
He's very popular among his mates. I think I'm Auden, he thinks he'sYeats.Gavin Buchanan Ewart
On the Last Day the wrecks will surface over the sea.Gavin Buchanan Ewart
Sex suppressed will go berserk,
But it keeps us all alive.
It's a wonderful change from wives and work
And it ends at half past five.