Children are a house's enemy. They don't mean to be — they just can't help it. It's their enthusiasm, their energy, their naturally destructive tendencies.
The Quotable Mom, ed. Kate Rowinski, page 76
And a quick glance in the mirror turns out to be a mistake. Oh God, is that my face?Delia Ephron
Doyouwantogoona--Who is this? Oh, I have the wrong number.Delia Ephron