Clive Barker: It's an excuse to look at my groin.Craig Ferguson: I'm European - I don't need an excuse.
Off-topic discussion about Clive Barker's pants.
"Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations." On the creation of St. Valentine's Day. (14 February 2010) It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.Craig Ferguson
I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page.Craig Ferguson
Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain.Craig Ferguson
"He's quiet as well, especially if you stalk him."Craig Ferguson
Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!Craig Ferguson
[to camera] Excuse me for just a second. [walks off-camera, to studio audience] Shut up!Craig Ferguson
"Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love."Craig Ferguson
James Cameron, who directed Avatar, is in a feud with Glenn Beck, because Cameron called him a madman. The two are very different. One makes millions creating fictional stories, and the other is James Cameron.Craig Ferguson
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do jazz hands.Craig Ferguson
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It's a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.Craig Ferguson
Don't do that... By the way, this is not Oprah furniture; you jump on this, and it will be firewood... Oprah's got the real thing, this stuff...this is about as real as that [points to cityscape backdrop] right there.Craig Ferguson