A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument.
My Memories of Eighty Years (1922), p. 318
I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.Chauncey Depew
If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.Chauncey Depew
There are millions of stories in the world, and several hundred of them good ones.Chauncey Depew
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.Chauncey Depew