I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I have no character.
Barkley's response to Tonya Harding calling herself "the Charles Barkley of figure skating", quoted in They Said It. Sports Illustrated (February 7, 1994).
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.Charles Barkley
Can I Play??Charles Barkley
I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.Charles Barkley
You know it's gone to hell, when the best rapper out there is a white guy and the best golfer is a black guy.Charles Barkley
Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.Charles Barkley
Only poor people go to jail.Charles Barkley
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.Charles Barkley
It's great to be hosting SNL again. I hosted sixteen years ago. Back then I was in great shape, I was coming off an MVP season with the Phoenix Suns - now, I play bad golf, drink, sometimes I get arrested.Charles Barkley
I can't screw up Alabama... We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren't going anywhere.Charles Barkley
Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.Charles Barkley