Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
Duncan Campbell Billy Connolly (1976).
I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.Billy Connolly
I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.Billy Connolly
For me, it's about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten.Billy Connolly
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.Billy Connolly