Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
Tweet from March 25, 2014
I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me.Bill Murray
I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.Bill Murray
I always like to say to people who want to be rich and famous, try being rich first. See if that doesn't cover most of it.Bill Murray
I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: "try being rich first". See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job.Bill Murray