I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!"
Rant in E-Minor (released posthumously, 1997).
The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.Bill Hicks
If I thought that the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.Bill Hicks
A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?Bill Hicks
I loved when Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war against drugs." You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.Bill Hicks