Engvall: Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him, and I said, "Hey..." (pantomimes hitting his son) "We don't hit". He looked at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad".
Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."Bill Engvall
Jeff's, Larry's, and Ron's Heres Your Sign.Bill Engvall