Barbara Cartland, witch and hag. Too much make-up, fascist bag.
Tony Slattery, Whose Line is it Anyway? Series 5, Episode 3 (1993)
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.Barbara Cartland
I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.Barbara Cartland
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.Barbara Cartland
The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.Barbara Cartland