I am one of a team of Iraqi weapons inspectors currently travelling through the United Kingdom under very difficult conditions searching for weapons of mass distraction.
"The Iraqui Weapons Inspectors' Report" (2002-12-09), from . Retrieved 2007-03-26.
And the Lord Rupert looked at his work, and even he saw that it was a load of crap, but this was the enterprise culture and it sold millions so it was good. And on the same basis he decided to take over the television too, and the earth itself wept, and little robins vomited, and cuddly furry animals threw themselves under trains, and the whole thing was filmed by Sky Channel for a horror nature programme, and the most awful thing of all was that this was just the beginning.Attila The Stockbroker
My wardrobe is like a garden oh, I don't know how I've got the gall! My wardrobe is just like a wardrobe it's not like a garden at all!Attila The Stockbroker
So thin, and yet... so thick.Attila The Stockbroker
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Gotcha!Attila The Stockbroker