I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
On skiing; quoted in John E. McNamara (2006). Remembering Alan's Humor. Retrieved on 2006-12-26.
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.Alan Kotok
It's hard to lose weight when you're dining on the company's money.Alan Kotok
We hadn't invented 'Not Invented Here', yet.Alan Kotok