My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names, and we're about makin' games.
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Marry, sir, they praise me and make an ass of me; now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass; so that by my foes, sir, I profit in the knowledge of myself.
william shakespeareIf I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.
Charles BukowskiHe that is a traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, atonguelikethetail ofa dog toflatterall, themouthof a hog to eat all what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing; and if this be not the highest step of thraldom, there is no liberty or freedom.
thomas nasheThe light is braying like an ass.
I am ashamed the law is such an ass.
George ChapmanWhen I find out who stole it I'll take blood, ass and all!
patsy clineI think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.
"He's kicking such major ass that it's insane!"
megan mullallyWell, its not that bad. I thought she was going to show me a picture of uhhhh...an eagle on her ass or something.
ozzy osbourneGet away from me fat man, or I'll spork your ass.
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
george eliotBy outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.
john gayHe made his point well; but he made it too often. And an attack of that kind, personal and savage in its nature, loses its effect when it is evident that the words have been prepared. A good deal may be done in dispute by calling a man an ass or a knave, but the resolve to use the words should have been made only at the moment, and they should come hot from the heart.
Anthony TrollopeAll I gotta say about Elian is, thank God he's Cuban. 'Cause if he had been Haitian, you'd have never heard about his ass. If Elian Gonzalez was Elian Mumoombo from Haiti, they'd have pushed that little rubber tube back into the water. "Sorry, fella. All full."
Make the Moor thank me, love me and reward me, For making him egregiously an ass.
william shakespearePatience! said the wolf to the ass.
But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.
Miguel de CervantesIf it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
Kurt (Donald) CobainThe Devil is an ass, I do acknowledge it.
Ben JonsonEverybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weights.
ronnie colemanThe Devil is an ass , I do acknowledge it.
Ben JonsonWill there never come a season Which shall rid us from the curse? Of a prose which knows no reason And an unmelodious verse: When the world shall cease to wonder At the genius of an ass, And a boy's eccentric blunder Shall not bring success to pass: When mankind shall be delivered From the clash of magazines, And the inkstand shall be shivered Into countless smithereens: When there stands a muzzled stripling, Mute, beside a muzzled bore: When the Rudyards cease from Kipling And the Haggards Ride no more.
james kenneth stephenKiss. My. ass.