My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names, and we're about makin' games.
If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.Charles Bukowski
He that is a traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, atonguelikethetail ofa dog toflatterall, themouthof a hog to eat all what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing; and if this be not the highest step of thraldom, there is no liberty or freedom.thomas nashe
The light is braying like an ass.
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.Miguel de Cervantes
When I find out who stole it I'll take blood, ass and all!patsy cline
Silly ass. The land would be much more valuable today.Princess Margaret
Get away from me fat man, or I'll spork your ass.
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.george eliot
I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years, is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs to get a wider frame of reference.j. michael straczynski
He made his point well; but he made it too often. And an attack of that kind, personal and savage in its nature, loses its effect when it is evident that the words have been prepared. A good deal may be done in dispute by calling a man an ass or a knave, but the resolve to use the words should have been made only at the moment, and they should come hot from the heart.Anthony Trollope
All I gotta say about Elian is, thank God he's Cuban. 'Cause if he had been Haitian, you'd have never heard about his ass. If Elian Gonzalez was Elian Mumoombo from Haiti, they'd have pushed that little rubber tube back into the water. "Sorry, fella. All full."
Make the Moor thank me, love me and reward me, For making him egregiously an ass.william shakespeare
Patience! said the wolf to the ass.
But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.Miguel de Cervantes
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!Kurt (Donald) Cobain
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weights.ronnie coleman
Will there never come a season Which shall rid us from the curse? Of a prose which knows no reason And an unmelodious verse: When the world shall cease to wonder At the genius of an ass, And a boy's eccentric blunder Shall not bring success to pass: When mankind shall be delivered From the clash of magazines, And the inkstand shall be shivered Into countless smithereens: When there stands a muzzled stripling, Mute, beside a muzzled bore: When the Rudyards cease from Kipling And the Haggards Ride no more.james kenneth stephen
Kiss. My. ass.