If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.
I am ashamed the law is such an ass. See Dickens 267:96.George Chapman
Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.jim butcher
You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed.rodney king
When my time on earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass.bob knight
If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don't score goals.fred shero
I was paid to be a warhead, and anyone who came near me should get knocked into Hell! "I don't care who gets in my way--my mother, my grandmother, my daughter: I'll knock each and every one of them on their ass." "Call me a queer. I'd rather hit than make love, money, or friends."
Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.hunter s. thompson
I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven’t just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.buckley, william f., jr.
"I just got shot in the ass with an infected load of semen! Who's the smart-ass?"sam kinison
"Fred, what happened to your ass?" "Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me."jay leno
Decide what you want, create a map, and get your ass out there!steve maraboli
That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass.
Get away from me fat man, or I'll spork your ass.
The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib.
She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot.
Then, one of them broke ranks and rammed his blood-lubed fist straight up my ass and twisted hard, pulled it out and licked the santorum clean.
It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.
Lord of the world, must I and my ass eat at one crib?
The only help you're getting from me is... an ass... kicking... fag...