You wags that judge by rote, and damn by rule.
Dogs wags their tails, not as much to you as to your bread. (Strauss, 1994 p. 710)
The fairy stitching gleams On the sides and in the seams, And it shows That Pixies were the wags Who tipped these funny tags And these toes.
When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?