When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.Mae West
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.adlai stevenson
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.mark twain
How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of cheese?
I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.William Ader
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.rita rudner
That's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.dale doback
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