She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.Margot Asquith
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.E. Joseph Cossman
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.Albert Einstein
I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.steven wright
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