She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.Margot Asquith
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.E. Joseph Cossman
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.Cindy Gardner
With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.jim butcher
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