She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.Margot Asquith
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.Logan Pearsall Smith
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.E. Joseph Cossman
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.mark twain
How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of cheese?
You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!Becca
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.Milton Berle