teetotaller quotes

'Dealing with a man,'said thenight-watchman,'isas easy as a teetotaller walking along a nice wide pavement; dealing with a woman is like the same teetotaller, after four or five whiskies, trying to get up a step that ain't there.'

-W(illiam) W(ymark) Jacobs
  Deep Waters,'Husbandry'.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

- George Bernard Shaw
  Proserpine. Candida, act 3.

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule) no woman should marry a teetotaller, or a man who does not smoke.

- Robert Louis Stevenson
Virginibus Puerisque,'Virginibus Puerisque', pt.1.