Tragedy is if I cut my finger.Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die.Attributed.
The sea is the universal sewer.1971Testimony before the House Committee on Science and Astronautics, 28 Jan.
A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.wilson mizner
From this foul drain the greatest stream of human industry flows out to fertilize the whole world. From this filthy sewer pure gold flows. Here humanity attains its most complete development and its most brutish, here civilizationworks its miracles and civilized man isturned almost into a savage.1835 Of Manchester. Journal entry, 2 Jul. Journeys to England and Ireland (translatedby George Lawrence andJPMayer,1958).
He is the sewer, not the sewage.John Biffen, a Cabinet minister criticised in Ingham's briefing.
...a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.wilson mizner
"Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it." It's always seemed to me that this is precisely the sort of dynamic, positive thinking that we so desperately need today in these trying times of crisis and universal brouhaha.tom lehrer
London! the needy villain's general home, The common sewer of Paris and of Rome! With eager thirst, by folly or by fate, Sucks in the dregs of each corrupted state.samuel johnson
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.mel brooks