Long before Savage successfully campaigned to turn anti-gay Senator Rick Santorum's last name into a hilariously insulting noun, Landers laid the groundwork for such subversive political activism.
While Santorum would have been defeated even without a filthy, lowercase definition of his last name floating around out there, having a name that can barely be mentioned in polite company anymore didn't help.... We helped to make Rick Santorum into a national laughingstock with an invaluable assist from Rick Santorum, of course.
I never once regretted our decision to leave CTU. I don’t want to look back on today and realize I could have helped. [Tony: We’re running a business here. Rick Rosen’s expecting us to make a presentation] You can handle the meeting on your own.
You must help me, Rick! (is dragged away) Rick!! Rick!!