returnable quotes

Assoon as I stepped out of my mother's womb on to dry land, I realized that I had made a mistake†but the trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

- Quentin Crisp
US  film  actress.  Originally  a  nightclub  dancer,  she  began  in silent films in1925 and found fame in the1930s and1940s. 1968  The Naked Civil Servant, ch.2.