A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors.
Razors pain you, rivers are damp. Acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give. Gas smells awful, you might as well live.
I have a liking old For thee, though manifold Stories, I know, are told Not to thy credit; How one (or two at most) Drops make a cat a ghost Useless, except to roast Doctors have said it: How they who use fusees All grow by slow degrees Brainless as chimpanzees, Meagre as lizards; Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.charles stuart calverley
A Fellow in a market town, Most musical, cried Razors up and down.john wolcot
A fellow in a market town,Most musical, cried Razors up and down.john wolcot
It is with wits as with Razors, which are never so apt to cut those they are employed on as when they have lost their edge.jonathan swift
This town of Sheffield is very populous and large, the streets narrow, and the houses dark and black, occasioned by the continued smoke of the forges, which are always at work: Here they make all sorts of cutlery-ware, but especially that of edged-tools, knives, Razors, axes, &. and nails;Daniel Defoe