Processor Quotes 

I use Emacs, which might be thought of as a thermonuclear word processor.

Diagnosis: system failure. You will be removed from the processor.

Anyone who slaps a ‘this page is best viewed with Browser X’ label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network.