PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question. The other party to the comparison knows both sides.
We don't have to worry about making it interesting; all we have to worry about is getting rid of the pig.
A gross but deflated old man, of cringing manners, inarticulate in speech and with the hygiene habits of a pig, and could not conceive how a man so utterly devoid of self respect could ever have been selected as a personal physician by anyone who had even a limited possibility of choice.theodor morell
When we use the term pig, for example, we are referring to the people who systematically violate the peoples' constitutional rights- whether they be monopoly capitalists or police. The term is now being adopted by radicals, hippies, and minority peoples. Even the workers, when the pigs supported strike-breakers like they did as Union Oil where 100 local police came in a cracked strikers' heads, began to call them by their true name.bobby seale
I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and you annoy the pig.
The capon burns, the pig falls from the spit, The clock hath strucken twelve.william shakespeare
You can put lipstick on a hog, and it's still a pig.Ann Richards
When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it.robert ley
When the pig is proffered, hold up the poke.
"A pig is a pig," said the stranger, "and a pig-boy is a pig-boy."lloyd alexander
I may be a chauvinist pig of some sort, but I'm no rapist.julian assange
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question. The other party to the comparison knows both sides.john stuart mill
"In any case, I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig – lots of screams but little wool."vladimir putin
One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles.igor stravinsky
A religious college in Cairo is considering issues of nanotechnology: If replicators are used to prepare a copy of a strip of bacon, right down to the molecular level, but without it ever being part of a pig, how is it to be treated? (If the mind of one of the faithful is copied into a computing machine’s memory by mapping and simulating all its synapses, is the computer now a Moslem? If not, why not? If so, what are its rights and duties?)charles stross
I shall draw... a figure (which all these matters are made clear as far as possible on a surface, but the full demonstration would require a body like the eye... The eye of a cow, pig, and other animals can be used for illustration, if anyone wishes to experiment.
Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.
The more he looked inside the more Piglet wasn't there.a. a. milne
“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what's the first thing you say to yourself?” “What's for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?” “I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting to-day?” said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It's the same thing,” he said.”a. a. milne
It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.a. a. milne
My memory...hehe. King Robert Baratheon...murdered by a pig. Give me something for the pain, and let me die.