Pam quotes

Pam, I adore you, Pam, you great mountainous sports girl, Whizzing them over the net, full of the strength of five: That old Malvernian brother, you zephyr and khaki shorts girl, Although he's playing for Woking, Betjeman Can't stand up to your wonderful backhand drive.

- SirJohn Betjeman
  Old Lights for New Chancels,'PotPourrifrom a SurreyGarden'.