I would not use either of those words to describe myself. I would say I'm an Eagle Scout and I'm overweight.
Behaviorists tell us that we tend to overweight and overreact to the most recently received information. If we do, we will find that the information that we thought was so important becomes tempered, and reduced in significance, by new and related information that follows.robert haugen
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.C-3PO