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  •   Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.

    -Joseph Addison
      In The Spectator, no.18.

  •    My belief is that everything that's written about you is actually secondary showbiz nonsense, and you shouldn't take any notice of it.

    - Martin Louis Amis
      Quoted in  John Haffenden Novelists in Interview (1985).

  • Natural rights is simple nonsense: natural and imprescriptable rights, rhetorical nonsensenonsense upon stilts.

    -Jeremy Bentham
    Anarchical Fallacies. Collected in  J Bowring (ed)  Works (1838^43), vol.2.

  • Music says nothing to the reason: it is a kind of closely structured nonsense.

    -Wilson
      In the Observer, 23  Jul.

  • 'When you say ''hill'','the Queen interrupted,'I could show you hills, in comparison with which you'd call that a valley.' 'No, I shouldn't,'said Alice, surprised into contradicting her at last: 'a hill can't be a valley, you know. That would be nonsense' The Red Queen shook her head.'You may call it ''nonsense'' if you like,'shesaid,'but I've heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!'

    -Dodgson
    Through the Looking-Glass, ch.2,'The Garden of Live Flowers'.

  • This monstrous mixture of imbecility, extravagance and political hysteria, better known as the Bill for the future government of Irelandthis farrago of superlative nonsense, is to be put in motion for this reason and no other: to gratify the ambition of an old man in a hurry.

    - Lord Randolph Henry Spencer Churchill
      Pamphlet attacking Gladstone's Home Rule Bill,  Jun.

  • Protestations of impartiality I shall make none. Theyare always useless and are besides perfect nonsense, when used bya news-monger.

    -William Cobbett
      In the first issue of Porcupine's Gazette, 4 Mar,'Address to the public'.

  • Sure the poet†spewed up a good lump of clotted nonsense at once.

    -John Dryden
      Notes and Observations on the Empress of Morocco,'The First  Act'.

  • All perfect republics are a perfect nonsense.The craving to risk death is our last great perversion.We come from night, we go into night.Why live in night?

    -John Robert Fowles
      The Magus, ch.19.

  • Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion.When a president or any other leader pays attention to poll results, he is, in effect, paying attention to the views of the people. Any other interpretation is nonsense.

    - George Horace Gallup
      NBC news,1 Dec.

  •    I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

    - Sir W(illiam) S(chwenck) Gilbert
       The Major-General's song, The Pirates of Penzance, act1.

  • Let school-masters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.

    - Oliver Goldsmith
      She Stoops to Conquer, act1, sc.2.

  • Factsareventriloquist'sdummies. Sittingonawiseman's knee they may be made to utter words of wisdom; elsewhere they say nothing, or talk nonsense.

    - Aldous Leonard Huxley
      Time Must Have a Stop.

  •    The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.

    - Carl Gustav Jung
      Memories, Dreams and Reflections.

  • Will yer stop yer tickling, Jock! Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock! Dinna mak'me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak'me choke. Oh! I wish you'd stop yer nonsensejust look at all the folk. Will yer stop yer ticklingtickle-ickle-ickle-ing Stop yer tickling, Jock!

    - Sir Harry (Hugh MacLennan) Lauder
      'StopYer Tickling,  Jock!', chorus.

  •    Sceptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense.

    - Carl Edward Sagan
      Interview in TheTimes, 20 Oct.

  • Pure poetry is pure experiment†memorable nonsense.

    - George Sandys
    Quoted in Helen Gardner (ed) The New Oxford Book of English Verse (1991).

  • 'That sounds like nonsense, my dear.' 'Maybe so, my dear; but it may be very good law for all that.'

    - Sir Walter Scott
      Mrs and Mr Bertram in conversation. Guy Mannering, ch.9.

  • To attempt to export revolution is nonsense.

    -Joseph originally Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili Stalin
      Said to Roy Howard, US newspaper proprietor,1 Mar.

  • Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from another.

    -James Grover Thurber
      Of English. Lanterns and Lances,'Such a Phrase as Drifts Through Dreams'.

  •    It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writeswith a misty profundity, heis talking nonsense.

    - Alfred North Whitehead
    Introduction to Mathematics.

Webster's New World Dictionary of Quotations Copyright © 2010 by Chambers Harrap Publishers Ltd. All rights reserved. Published by Wiley, Hoboken, NJ. Used by arrangement with John Wiley & Sons, Inc.

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