I said to one of them, "Look after the baby, I've got washing," because we've got washable nappies. I said, "Look after the baby. Entertain her, do some words," because she's saying words, "Do any words." So I came back after I scraped all the stuff off, and he was going, "Say, ‘Wigan Athletic!’"
Sonny, I'm old enough to have changed your nappies.jeannette piccard
Politicians are like nappies , they should be changed regularly and for the same reason.ken dodd