There's a vacancy, won't you come to me And fill my empty spaces I'm a motel man in a promised land That's filled with empty faces So won't you bring your sorrows bring your dreams, It's a place for you to be There's no more tomorrow or that's how it seems Won't you come to me? I've got a vacancy
I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.rodney dangerfield
They should be in every room in every motel in the land.