Monday quotes

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of townTuesday.

- Nelson Algren
In Malcolm Crowley (ed)  Writers at Work (1958).

It has lately been brought to my knowledge That the Ministers fully design To suppress each cathedral and college, And eject every learned divine. To assist this detestable scheme Three nuncios from Rome are come over; They left Calais on Monday by steam, And landed to dinner at Dover.

-1st Baron
  'The Country Clergyman's Trip to Cambridge', stanza 2.  A satiricalpoem against the opposition to Catholic emancipation.

Arriving Monday† Arrange ovation.

- Gloria originally GloriaMayJosephineSvensson Swanson
Transatlantic cable toAdolf Zukor. Quoted in the NewYorker, 21 Mar1994.