Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.bill allred
We're going to give men what they really want to see on TV. Monkeys, midgets, beer drinking and women jumping on trampolines.jimmy kimmel