They that marry ancient people, merely in expectation to bury them, hang themselves in hope that one will come and cut the halter.
To marry is to domesticate the Recording Angel.Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide, but to be good.Robert Louis Stevenson
This infant whose middle Is diapered still Will want to marry My daughter Jill. Oh sweet be his slumber and moist his middle! My dreams, I fear, are infanticiddle.
"You might as well sell yourself to slavery at once, as marry man you dislike."anne brontë
I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture.Martin Luther
If I asked her master he'd give me a cask a day; But she, with the beer at hand, not a gill would arrange! May she marry a ghost and bear him a kitten, and may The High King of Glory permit her to get the mange.james stephens
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four.
I reckon if I ever marry, she will have to be a strong woman in a circus or something.robert e. howard
Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.william makepeace thackeray
I am asking you again to marry me as I did a fortnight ago.hugh walpole
The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.len deighton
Can women make use of men's vulnerability not to marry but instead to destroy male power?Andrea Dworkin
The danger facing American Jews today is not that Christians want to persecute them but that Christians want to marry them.Irving Kristol
So be sweet and kind to mother/ Now and then, have a chat!/ Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand-new hat/ But maybe you best let it go at that!/ Or you may find yourself with a quite complex/ ...Com-plex!/ ...and.../ You may end up like Oedipus/ I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus!/ Than end up like poor Oedipus Rex!tom lehrer
In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one’s rights and double one’s duties.Arthur Schopenhauer
'Tis not the robe or garment I affect; For who would marry with a suit of clothes?john heywood
Even a wolf is allowed to marry two.
Diogenes would frequently praise those who were about to marry, and yet did not marry.
It takes two for a kiss Only one for a sigh, Twain by twain we marry One by one we die.
I say let them marry. Why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?
Yea, marry, that's the eftest way.
In San Diego there is a highly popular course called How to marry Money. Note that the marriage is to money--not to a person. I inquired about the percentage of men attending... 'The course is really for women,' [the instructor replied,] 'it's not relevant to men.'warren farrell
marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil.