Jane quotes

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

- Bette originally Ruth Elizabeth Davis Davis
Quoted in Doug McClelland Star Speak (1987).

'Is your maid called Florence?' 'Her name is Florinda.' 'What an extraordinary name to give a maid!' 'I did not give it to her; she arrived in my service already christened'.'What I mean is,'said Mrs Riversedge,'that when Iget maids with unsuitable names I call them Jane; they soon get used to it.' 'An excellent plan,'said theaunt of Clovis coldly; 'unfortunately I have got used to being called Jane myself. It happens to be my name.'

-Saki pseudonym of  Hector Hugh Munro
The Chronicles of Clovis,'The Secret Sin of Septimus Brope'.