Jaguar quotes

People work hard and save hard to own a car. They do not want to be told that they cannot drive it by a Deputy Prime Minister whose idea of a park and ride scheme is to park one Jaguar and drive away in another.

-William Hague
  Of  John Prescott. In the House of Commons,17 Nov.

'You are making my spots ache,'said Painted Jaguar.

- (Joseph) Rudyard Kipling
  Just So Stories,'The Beginning of the  Armadillos'.