Philip is a living example of natural selection. He was as fitted to survive in this modern world as a tapeworm in an intestine.
No, the serpent did not Seduce Eve to the apple. All that's simply Corruption of the facts. Adam ate the apple. Eve ate Adam. The serpent ate Eve. This is the dark intestine. The serpent, meanwhile, Sleeps his meal off in Paradise Smiling to hear God's querulous calling.
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