Life is too short to silver over this tarnish. The gods, employed to haunt and punish husbands, have no hand for trigger-fine distinctions, their myopia makes all error mortal.
Deliver me from your cold phlegmatic preachers, politicians, friends, lovers and husbands.Abigail Adams
Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can't communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.tom lehrer
Young misses whut eats heavy mos'gener'ly doan never ketch husbands.Margaret Mitchell
Hardlyany of the women, who are a full half of the population, work; or if they do, then as a rule their husbands lie snoring in bed.
Not louder shrieks to pitying heav'n are cast, When husbands or when lapdogs breathe their last.Alexander Pope
I now speak of the sex in general. Many individuals have more sense than their male relatives; and some women govern their husbands without degrading themselves, because intellect will always govern.
The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may it is to be hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.
Just because I was married to Aly Khan, people think I'm rich. Well, I'm not. I never got a dime from Aly or from any of my husbands.rita hayworth
Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.paul of tarsus
During the years I was on the board of directors of the National Organization for Women [chapter] in New York City, the most resistant audiences I ever faced in the process of doing corporate workshops on equality in the workplace were not male executives they were the wives of male executives. As long as her income came from her husband, she was not feeling generous when affirmative action let another woman have a head start vying for her husband’s (her) income.warren farrell
Divorces led to bodies of men (called legislatures) protecting women collectively as other men (called husbands) failed to protect women individually.warren farrell
Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most? There are not many husbands and wives, who can bear the charges of plaguing one another in a handsome way.john gay
Italian husbands, in order to buy their wives a fur, spend more than all their European collegues.indro montanelli
Then flash'd the living lightning from her eyes, And screams of horror rend th' affrighted skies, Not louder shrieks to pitying Heaven are cast, When husbands, or when lap dogs, breathe their last; Or when rich China vessels fallen, from high, In glittering dust and painted fragments lie.Alexander Pope
One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.john gay
Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas: The Prophet said: "I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers were women who were ungrateful." It was asked, "Do they disbelieve in Allah?" (or are they ungrateful to Allah?) He replied, "They are ungrateful to their husbands and are ungrateful for the favors and the good (charitable deeds) done to them. If you have always been good (benevolent) to one of them and then she sees something in you (not of her liking), she will say, 'I have never received any good from you."
The turf has drank a Widow's tear; Three of her husbands Slumber here.
It's an unwritten rule that best friends take care of each other, and best friends' husbands understand.Liz Fenton
husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.Zsa Zsa Gabor
husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.marilyn monroe