horizontal quotes

I am making a little trip to N.Y. in the near future and we will have a little talk and you can explain your positon, altho the way I feel now if I saw you now your positon would be horizontle.

-John Henry O'Hara
  Pal Joey, ch.2.

A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

- George Bernard Shaw
Of dancing. Quoted in the New Statesman, 23 Mar1962.