My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
The funniest line in English is “Get it?” When you say that, everyone chortles.garrison keillor
I thought that the description of Don Quixote's fight with the windmills the funniest thing imaginable.stanislaw ulam
Johnson , Hazlitt and Empson are the greatest English critics of their respective centuries not least because they are the funniest.william empson
The illusion of Sin and Guilt, the madness of our species, is the act of cursing the world under the misapprehension that one is cursing only one part of it. To curse the fig tree, as in the funniest and most misunderstood parable of Jesus , is to curse the soil in which it grew, the seed, the rains, the sun; the whole world, eventually because no part is truly separate from the whole . The fallacy is that one can judge the part in isolation from the whole is "the Lie that all men believe."robert anton wilson
Which is the funniest language? It's French , isn't it?
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences.
Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.