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  •    Brissit brawnis and broken banis Stryfe discorde and waistis wanis Crukit in eild, syne halt withal, This are the bewteis of the fute-ball.

    -Anonymous
      The Maitland Manuscript,'The Bewteis of the Fute-ball'.

  • This stone commemorates the exploit of William Webb Ellis, who, with a fine disregard for therules of football as played in his time, first took the ball in his arms and ran with it, thus originating the distinctive feature of the Rugby game.1823.

    -Anonymous
    ADPlaque at Rugby School.

  • What happens when a game of football is proposed at Christmas among a party of young men assembled from different schools? Alas!† The Eton man is enamoured of his own rules, and turns up his nose at Rugbyas not sufficiently aristocratic; while the Rugbeian retorts that 'bullying'and 'sneaking'are not to his taste, and he is not afraid of his shins, or of a 'maul'or 'scrimmage'.On hearing this the Harrovian pricks up his ears, and though he might previously have sided with Rugby, the insinuation against the courage of those who do not allow 'shinning'arouses his ire, and causes him to refuse to lay with one who has offered it. Thus it is found impossible to get up a game.

    -Anonymous
    Editorial in The Field newspaper, illustrating the confusion before the codification of the rules of football and rugby.

  • Football, in itself, is a grand game fordeveloping a lad physicallyand also morally†but it is a viciousgame when it draws crowds of lads away from playing the game themselves to be merely onlookers at a few paid players.

    - Robert Stephenson Smyth, 1st Baron Baden-Powell
      Scouting for Boys.

  • To watch a football game is to be in prolonged neurotic doubt as to what you're seeing. It's more like an emergency happening at a distance than a game.

    -Jacques Barzun
    Quoted in Colin  Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

  • We used to get our old players coming to watch training with football magazines in their hands.Now, more often than not, they're checking their share prices.

    - Franz Beckenbauer
    In World Soccer, Nov.

  • Let's talk about football or women. 80

    - Silvio Berlusconi
      Comment at a formal lunch at an abortive summit meeting of EU leaders, Brussels, Dec.

  • They're killing the game with this phoney mystiquetelling people that a guy needs the abilities of a brain surgeon to play left-guard for the Colts. Football is simply a game to keep the coalminers off the streets.

    -Jimmy Breslin
    Quoted in Colin  Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

  •    All that I know surely about morality and the obligations of man, I owe to football.

    - Albert Camus
     'What I owe to Football', in France Football. In his youth, Camus kept goal for the Oran football club in  Algiers.

  • They know on the Continent that European football without the English islike a hot dog without themustard.

    - Sir Bobby (Robert) Charlton
      Quoted in Peter Ball and Phil Shaw The Book of Football Quotations (1989). There was at the time a Europeanban inforce against English clubs.

  • Football hooligans? Well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start.

    - Brian Clough
    Quoted in Colin  Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

  • No foteball player be used or suffered within the City of London and the liberties thereof upon pain of imprisonment.

    -Elizabeth I
      Royal proclamation, banning football from the streets of London.

  • There is more politics in football than in politics.

    - Sven Goran Eriksson
      In Varsity, 23  Jan.

  • In football it is widely acknowledged that if both sides agree to cheat, cheating is fair.

    - C(harles) B(urgess) Fry
      Quoted in Colin  Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

  • College football today is one of the last great strongholds of genuine old-fashioned American hypocrisy.

    - Noel Gallagher
      Farewell to Sport.

  • The one passion of my life has been footballthe most exhilarating game I know, and the strongest protest against selfishness, without sermonizing, that was ever put before a thoughtful people.

    -John Goodall
    Quoted in  Andrew Ward and  Anton Rippon The Derby County Story (1983).

  • Football is an art more central to our culture than anything the Arts Council deigns to recognize.

    - Germaine Greer
      In The Independent, 28  Jun.

  • I'm looking forward to seeing some sexy football.

    - Ruud Gullit
      Comment as BBC TV pundit at Euro 96.

  • Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day likea football, and it will be round and full at evening.

    - Oliver Wendell Holmes
    ^8  The Autocrat of the Breakfast  Table, ch.5.

  • Twice a week the winter through Here I stood to keep the goal: Football then was fighting sorrow For the young man's soul.

    - A(lfred) E(dward) Housman
      A Shropshire Lad, no.21.

  • College football is a sport that bears thesame relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

    - Elbert Green Hubbard
    Quoted in Colin  Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

  • It is statute and ordained that in na place of the Realme there be used Fute-ball,Golfe, or uther sik unproffitable sportes.

    -James IV
      Royal decree.

  • I want to retire at 50. I want to play cricket in the summer and geriatric football in the winter, and sing in the choir.

    - Neil Gordon Kinnock
      In The Times, 28  Jul.

  • Being inpoliticsislikebeing a football coach.Youhaveto be smart enough to know the game and stupid enough to think it is important.

    - EugeneJ(oseph) McCarthy
      In the Los  Angeles Times,7 Dec.

  • I prefer players not to be too good or clever at other things. It means they concentrate on football.

    - Bill Nicholson
      Quoted in Peter Ball and Phil Shaw The Book of Football Quotations (1989). US film  actor.  An office boy  at MGM,  he  made his  film debut in Cry  Baby  Killer  (1958)  and  survived  a  decade  of  low-budget exploitation   films   before   Easy   Rider   (1969)   established   his reputation.      He      has      received     twelve     Academy     Award nominations, winning three Oscars.

  • Football is like a religion to me. I worship the ball, and I treat it like a god. Too many players thinkof a football as something to kick.They should be taught to caress it and to treat it like a precious gem.

    -Pele   pseudonym of  Edson Arantes do Nascimento
    Quoted in David PickeringThe Cassell Soccer Companion (1994).

  • If this can be termed the century of the common man, then soccer, of all sports, is surely his game† In a world haunted by thehydrogenand napalm bomb, thefootball field is a place where sanity and hope are still left unmolested.

    - Sir Stanley Rous
      Quoted in Bryon Butler The Official History of the Football Association (1986).

  • Then strip lads, and to it, though sharp be the weather, And if, by mischance, you should happen to fall, There are worse things in life than a tumble on the heather And life is itself a game of football.

    - Sir Walter Scott
      On a matchbetween the Scottish teams Ettrick andSelkirk, published in the EdinburghJournal.

  • Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

    - Bill (William) Shankly
    Quoted in the SundayTimes, 4 Oct1981.

  • Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.It was her birthday.Would Ihavegot married during the football season? And anyway it wasn't Rochdale, it was Rochdale reserves.

    - Bill (William) Shankly
    Quoted in Peter Ball and Phil Shaw The Book of Football Quotations (1990).

  • It was an ideal day for footballtoo cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

    - Red Smith
      Reporting on a match between the Chicago Bears and the NewYork Giants.

  •    For as concerning football playing, I protest unto you it may be rather called a friendly kind of fight than a play or recreation, a bloody or murmuring practice than a fellowly sport or pastime.

    - Philip Stubbes
      Anatomie of Abuses in the Realme of England.

  •    Football causeth fighting, brawling, contention, quarrel- picking, murder, homicide, and agreateffusionof blood, as daily experiences teaches.

    - Philip Stubbes
      Anatomie of Abuses in the Realme of England.

  • Agents do nothing for the good of football. I'd like to see them lined up against a wall and machine-gunned †some accountants and solicitors with them.

    - Graham Taylor
      Quoted in Peter Ball and Phil Shaw The Book of Football Quotations (1989).

  •    A football team is like a beautiful woman.When you do not tell her so, she forgets she is beautiful.

    - Arse'  ne Wenger
      In TheTimes, 28 Dec.

  • Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but it is hardly suitable for delicate boys.

    - Oscar Fingal O'FlahertieWills Wilde
    Quoted in Alvin Redman The Epigrams of OscarWilde (1952).

Webster's New World Dictionary of Quotations Copyright © 2010 by Chambers Harrap Publishers Ltd. All rights reserved. Published by Wiley, Hoboken, NJ. Used by arrangement with John Wiley & Sons, Inc.

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